Disposables
This is not a singular invention in and of itself. It is a series of inventions that would revolutionize the way we live. Image taking any item you use regularly and making it disposable.
The Disposable Toothbrush:
They come in a pack of seven. Each already has its perfect pea sized toothpaste apportioned on the bristles. Pop it open, brush, chuck in the can! I love it! Then follow it up with disposable mouth wash packets.
Disposable Underwear:
I am sure many of you probably go ahead and throw these away anyway. Especially you guys. But what a glorious day it will be when just before your evening shower you throw those bad boys into the can and never se them again! And then, in the morning, no more searching for a clean pair. No more sniffing to see if they are clean. No more settling for “not as stinky as the other two pair”. Now you can unwrap a perfect pair every day! Amazing.
Disposable Glasses:
To wear them is to hate them. They are the reason doctors have convinced millions that shoving a piece of plastic into their eyes is so much better. Glasses. Spectacles. Coke-Bottle-Bottoms. Whatever you call them they stink. They grease up. They prevent you from lying down and watching TV. They get lost. They require a regular upgrade, break, bend, and never really sit comfortably on your face for more than a few minutes.
Imagine tossing them in can every night when it was time for bed! Who cares if you bend them horribly out of shape while watching the tube lying on your side – they’re getting trashed in a few minutes!
Honestly, what couldn’t be made into a disposable and be better off for it? As for the garbage, who cares. There is another invention I have to help those guys out. We’ll get to that next time.
